kasinski:

Facts about Johnny Depp Grew up in Miramar Florida. Johnny once mooned a teacher and was suspended. Johnny has a bug collection, a fake mustache collection, and a gun collection. Was the guitarist in bands called The Kids and ‘P’. Inked his ‘Betty Sue’ (his mom’s name) tattoo May 31, 1988. His parents divorced when he was 15. Is of Cherokee, Irish, and German descent. Speaks French. Once painted on a billboard featuring his ‘21 Jump Street’ character because he didn’t like his picture or the message the billboard gave. He was stopped by a security guard who actually let him finish what he was doing when he realized it was Johnny’s own face. two children with Frech Actress, Vanessa Paradis. Owns an island. Resides in France. Based his role as Captain Jack Sparrow in the Pirates of the Caribbean series on Keith Richards from The Rolling Stones.

I thought he grew up in Kentucky. 

kasinski:

Facts about Johnny Depp
Grew up in Miramar Florida.
Johnny once mooned a teacher and was suspended.
Johnny has a bug collection, a fake mustache collection, and a gun collection.
Was the guitarist in bands called The Kids and ‘P’.
Inked his ‘Betty Sue’ (his mom’s name) tattoo May 31, 1988.
His parents divorced when he was 15.
Is of Cherokee, Irish, and German descent.
Speaks French.
Once painted on a billboard featuring his ‘21 Jump Street’ character because he didn’t like his picture or the message the billboard gave. He was stopped by a security guard who actually let him finish what he was doing when he realized it was Johnny’s own face.
two children with Frech Actress, Vanessa Paradis.
Owns an island.
Resides in France.
Based his role as Captain Jack Sparrow in the Pirates of the Caribbean series on Keith Richards from The Rolling Stones.

I thought he grew up in Kentucky. 

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mmkayn:

vastderp:

lalaland1212:

theatre-whovian:

vastderp:

Meet the Mona Lisa of the Prado, the earliest known copy of Da Vinci’s best portrait. Similarity in the undersketch of the painting indicates that this was very likely painted concurrently with the original Mona Lisa, by a student of Da Vinci.
There is much controversy in the art world over the question of whether or not to clean the fragile Mona Lisa, but her sister has been restored and some fairly odd later alterations removed to show the original vibrant colors and lighting. Some details, such as the sheerness of her shawl and the pattern on the neckline of her dress, have become utterly obscured in the original, but in the restored copy they’re perfectly clear.
It blows my mind a little bit to look at these two sisters side-by-side and imagine how much vivid detail could be hiding in the Mona Lisa under 500 years of rotten varnish. 

THE COPY HAS EYEBROWS

Your response to a beautiful piece of artwork done by Leonardo Da Vinci himself is “SHES GOT EYEBROWS”. Alright. All intelligent life has been lost.

Yo Snooty McSnotwhine, the Mona Lisa’s vanished eyebrows have been the subject of debate and analysis in the art expert community for hundreds of years, long before your parents squirted water at each other from across the clown car and then honked their bicycle horns to indicate they really wanted to make a smug, insufferable little clown baby together. 

this continues to be the best reply to a criticizing comment on this site

mmkayn:

vastderp:

lalaland1212:

theatre-whovian:

vastderp:

Meet the Mona Lisa of the Prado, the earliest known copy of Da Vinci’s best portrait. Similarity in the undersketch of the painting indicates that this was very likely painted concurrently with the original Mona Lisa, by a student of Da Vinci.

There is much controversy in the art world over the question of whether or not to clean the fragile Mona Lisa, but her sister has been restored and some fairly odd later alterations removed to show the original vibrant colors and lighting. Some details, such as the sheerness of her shawl and the pattern on the neckline of her dress, have become utterly obscured in the original, but in the restored copy they’re perfectly clear.

It blows my mind a little bit to look at these two sisters side-by-side and imagine how much vivid detail could be hiding in the Mona Lisa under 500 years of rotten varnish. 

THE COPY HAS EYEBROWS

Your response to a beautiful piece of artwork done by Leonardo Da Vinci himself is “SHES GOT EYEBROWS”. Alright. All intelligent life has been lost.

Yo Snooty McSnotwhine, the Mona Lisa’s vanished eyebrows have been the subject of debate and analysis in the art expert community for hundreds of years, long before your parents squirted water at each other from across the clown car and then honked their bicycle horns to indicate they really wanted to make a smug, insufferable little clown baby together. 

this continues to be the best reply to a criticizing comment on this site

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